Monthly Archives: September 2014

Arr, Matey

Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arr, ahoy, shiver me timbers! The kids went all out to celebrate this year – last Saturday, Jackson bit down hard on a Lego and knocked out one of his bottom teeth. … Continue reading

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Woe is Me

It’s almost midnight. I’m sitting here saying my prayers while crying my eyes out. There are so many people suffering in the world – so many unimaginable horrors, so many people with nothing, so many lost souls. Compared to so … Continue reading

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Giving the Finger

Gracie gave her doctor the finger, literally and now figuratively as well. She had the tip of her finger amputated last Friday in order to rid the bone of infection. Today, we saw the wound for the first time. The flat … Continue reading

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White is the New Orange is the New Black

Grace has committed a crime. She was convicted of being too sick to live in the outside world and her sentence is a week-long confinement in a medium-security facility. I was sentenced as the co-conspirator. We are forced to live in … Continue reading

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